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Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
LOS ANGELES—Boasting that he had made the most dramatic change to his appearance yet, anti-aging millionaire Bryan Johnson revealed Wednesday that he had put in purple contact lenses. “Today, I stand before you a new, younger man who also has violet eyes,” …